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sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Here in Djibouti be don’t have phones..or police.

(via lordofthesuperwhopotlockgames)

Dear people with good music taste:
Why can’t you come to my school

If you think I’m ugly at school you should see me at home

Basically on tumblr you post about how ugly you are and then you post about how perfect you are.

Is it like white girl law to like beyonce?